The real me has messy, windblown hair and a shiny nose.
Sunglasses on my head and a watch on my right wrist.
Not the left.
The real me gets up with the sun, naps after lunch, and stays up late.
Doesn’t wear shoes when the weather is warm.
Has “working” hands and polished toes.
The real me lurks under the professional surface, threatening to break free and expose all…